LadyProdigy
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In Saskatchewan, Canada, it is illegal for cows to moo within 3 miles of any private residence.
Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.
In Kentucky it is illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket in the month of June.
If you are pregnant in the UK and you need a piss and there are no toilets around you can demand a policeman’s hat to piss in.
happyacid wrote:I’m going to munt, skintcore.i’ve got about a tenner. av it 🙂
Wicked. Come find me and say hello! Short black hair and glasses.
andy ridgeway wrote:posh people can’t fight mateHmm, is that a challenge? I think so.
Watch your back and don’t walk down any dark alleys…..mate.
Johnson wrote:Computer Says NoThe most disturbing image just popped into my head of you dressed as that character from Little Britain sitting at your computer.
Hello trouble. I would but I’m raving. Besides, you’re far too good for me ;-). Oh sorry abt the other day, my phone spazzed out on me and I couldn’t work it for like the entire next day 🙁
andy ridgeway wrote:or beg for clemency at a later date when i am powerful beyond your most fevered nightmares.It’s okay ‘mate’, I’m prety sure I could kick your arse in any given situation.
Site wrote:Are these sticks standard issue from the NHS?Yes. They’re those wooden sticks you use when you get people to go “aaaah”.
andy ridgeway wrote:you will make me your moderator so that i can enslave all of your minds!that kind of thing.
Yes because we’re so going to help you become a mod now.
Site wrote:You love it!Well no. But I AM a psychiatric nurse in training so it means more business I spose. I will see you all in rehab 😉
Bobby Odd wrote:I’m just gonna go out to a fart and wee club and find a pissed up 16-18 year old and take her back to my flat.A man with a plan. Like it.
Bobby Odd wrote:I’m hoping to get laid.Good luck to you on your mission. May I enquire as to whom you are hoping to shag? Or is that just being far too nosy? 😉
CT23 wrote:Anyway I say CONSPIRACY
Quelle surprise! 😛
It’s so funny how everyone totally freaks out whenever sj is down
ADDICTS!
Munt. Hurrah and yay etc!
I just went for lunch with some mates I haven’t seen in ages and we had TEH BEST WAITER EVER! He let me smell his hair. (That probably sounds wierd, you had to be there! :P)
I’ve just had a half hour snooze and now am definitly up for some techno and dare I say some lightweight alcohol abuse!
WICKED.
andy ridgeway wrote:ha, i wasn’t being unfriendly, just baffling😀
Being baffling rules. I have a degree in baffling. :bigsmile:
UTCC wrote:no the norfolk bat has a picture of a normal 4 finger one thumbed hand on it so you can differentuate between norfolkians and the rest of humanity and its painted pink to lull them into a false sense of security
(and make it match jon tooths favorite dress)Oh riiiiight I remember now! Was Jon’s dress neon or baby pink?
FunkyRaver wrote:No 1 is facing the stack!!!…….. apart from that, GOOD WORK! :bounce_m:I was impressed. :bigsmile: Want to see teh spazziest rave photo EVER?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay here is my VERY ABSTRACT artist’s impression of a rave. My graphics skills are CRAP!
FrankieButler wrote:Ha! I had mental extensions like that a couple of years back but my cat kept attacking them.:bigsmile: I’d always worry they’d weaken my hair and all my hair would fall out or they’d get caught in a train or something and I’d die a horrible death. How likely this is to happen I do not know.
